We laughed, we smiled, and we cried. Today, former senator Ted Stevens died in a airplane crash. As a tribute to his steller career as a brainless individual who only knew how to take key points lobbyists would give him and turn them into convoluted speeches, below is a link to his most famous speech. Rest in peace, slime ball.
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If the pope were a state official, he would be fired and prosecuted for criminal charges, but the pope is not. However, the pope could be treated as “Head of State” and be prosecuted for international crimes. Click here to read more. No man is above the law. This is a principal which forced the puritans to establish the United States of America nearly two hundred something years ago. If you are still in doubt, ask yourself a question. If Saddam Hussein were being charged for these exact same crimes, what would we do then? Did we not go to war for far less?
If the pope were to be prosecuted, which I think he should if he were man enough that is, then what does this all mean for all you Nostradamus enthusiasts? Would this not be the last pope? I’m starting to think I should have been paying attention to all of those Nostradamus specials on History channel.
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Nor will I go to Hulu (I will only embed and waste your precious bandwidth!), SCYFY(Can’t you just let the battlestar franchise die!), or any other franchise you have managed to royally screw up. Cheers goes out to Conan O’Brien for sticking it to the man and getting your money as a result. You will and always will be the voice of my generation. If you go to Fox, I bid you farewell red haired man from la mancha, I won’t be watching you there, either.
What luck we find ourselves in. Worst economy in centuries, corruption abound, yet somehow President Obama finds 100 million dollars under a matress somewhere to give to Haiti. What I just can’t wrap my head around is the why. Why give a poor country money? What is the significance? A report came out which documented that 60 percent of the Haitian capital was built poorly. How is it that the American public can feel comfortable subsidizing such poor judgement. Oh wait – this debate is starting to sound very familiar.
Republicans and Democrats can unite when It comes to subsidizing third world countries, but when it comes to providing our very own with the greatest healthcare on Earth – forget about it! I love this country. I love how our populace is so easily manipulated under crisis and duress. Forget the debate, America. When politicians say divide, we divide. When they say unite, we unite. It’s bizarre, though, because if the media were not around I am sure that my neighbor and I would actually be able to make a reasonable solution for the problems at hand without even feeling pressured to unite or divide. Yet television, radio, church, and other forms of propaganda manage to polarize each and every one of us. At no time do people wake up and smell the coffee. Forgot what the “qualified” have to say, what do you think? Can you formulate an opinion on your own instead of retreating to bias and the status quo?
Take your time by the way. The way things are now, we got plenty of monopoly money to hand out while you make up your mind.
I don’t know much about the attack that occurred on Christmas holiday. All I do know is that it failed. But this morning, I am hearing news that the terrorist was in Yemen for a few months and right away I was whisked away to a familiar time where a popular president used the same rhetoric to declare an unjust and unpopular war. Who cares the terrorist “trained” in Yemen. What does that mean? Where did the terrorist grow up? What was his hobbies as a kid? Does he have a family? If not, who raised him?
This time everything is different. It has to be, right? I mean, haven’t we all played this game before?
The only reason why Yemen was singled out by the media was probably as a response to terrorist claims after the Christmas bombing. Didn’t you know that? We spend our tax dollars to wipe out children and their families because their children might grow up to kill us. It all makes so much sense! Hell, give me an uzi. I wouldn’t mind getting in the fight.
So was the terrorist attack justified? I don’t know. And I don’t really want to, either. To think of all of our attempts to kill people overseas and the potential for blowback is mind boggling.
Yes, people don’t like us. To think that everybody wants or needs a Jesus Christ or PS3 in their life is utterly rediculous. Going forward, how do we live with these people? What do you do if you have new neighbors that move in right next door and they turn out to be complete dicks. Wouldn’t you be preaching tolerance and understanding in that situation as opposed to the violence and containment policies which is being carried out in Afghanistan and Iraq?
David Letterman admits to having affairs on tv!
Based on the horrific monkey attack and the 911 call which followed as posted below, I thought I would post another video of what might have actually transpired.
Footage of an actual monkey attack.
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